Paige: We're taking bets on when you'll have to use the safety shower.
Simon: I don't let my students handle corrosive chemicals.
Paige: Huh. The last chemistry teacher had an incident every few months.
Simon: That seems excessive. In all my years being a student, none of my classmates have ever had one. You mean someone pulled the shower when they weren't supposed to?
Paige: No, there were chemical spills. Ambulances arrived, the whole works. You're probably smart to avoid it. But our betting pool will be disappointed.
Simon: Yes, I can imagine the pain of knowing my students are NOT being injured.