1: Breakfast   August 2nd, 2019

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Lily: Breakfast is a weird concept. Lunch and dinner are interchangeable, but we have a completely different set of foods deemed acceptable to eat before eleven in the morning. And most of them don't include vegetables. If you want a typical breakfast that's HEALTHY, you have two options: an omelet, or some kind of fruity oatmeal bowl. You want a salad? You have to put it in a blender and DRINK it! Why do we limit ourselves this way, as a society?
Simon: Maybe as an excuse to eat nothing but dessert for an entire meal.
Lily: I don't need an EXCUSE for that.