(Lily takes her laundry to the laundry room where Simon is doing his laundry)
Lily: Well, look, Simon. We're so synced up, we even have the same laundry schedule.
Simon: Hey Lily.
Lily: Be careful, you'll start MENSTRUATING the same time as me.
Simon: Even though I've never menstruated before.
Lily: Yeah, just a heads up so you don't freak out when it happens.
Simon: You know, there's no scientific evidence for menstrual synchrony.
Lily: What? But it happens to practically every woman I know.
Simon: Studies have debunked it. But if you're around someone a lot, you're likely to notice when you do sync up.
Lily: I'm skeptical. I'm regretting bringing up ths subject while you watch me put my underwear in the washing machine.