Simon: The secret to making good vegan food is to add lots of fat and salt.
Lily: Are you vegan, Simon?
Simon: No, I'm pescatarian. LANE is vegan, thought.
Lane: Don't come at me! I'm just trying to live my vegan life in peace, okay?
Sasha: What, people criticize you for being vegan?
Lane: Not exactly, they just get all defensive and try to explain all their life choices to me. Or they feel the need to express how much they don't give a SHIT about animals while EROTICALLY eating BACON uncomfortably close to my face.